the haircut

ha-ha! hoo-hoo!

yes, i think i tricked you!

my hair's still fat 

but not as long.

and that's a fact

but not a song...

it's still got poofy, wavey shit,

still got frizz to name a bitch.

fame and glitz and high hair glory?

'tween you and me, i may be sorry.

why would i grab these strands and cut?

no one could ever tame this slut.

she kept me warm when it was cold.

made all see that she was gold.

but who am i to stunt her growth,

snip her splits, and have her loath?

she is my beast and mine alone.

so as i look at what i've done

i see my actions as a blunder

at least i'll stay cool during the summer.

-c.sharp