the birthday dress

i need a new dress.

it's funny that after never wearing it for a year and  wearing it twice in a span of 3 months has made it super old.

luckily, i can honestly say, in the almost 2 years i've owned her, 

i've never washed that dress.

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i have this theory that ugly clothing will make you look more beautiful because then people can look past your clothing and see you as an individual. //

i have gained temporary celebrity status.

i say "temporary" because i'm absolute in that it will not last.

i'm really not that mentally or physically stimulating.

but thus far i am enjoying the status. 

i will indeed take it for granted,

and perhaps out to dinner.

my liver probably hates me. I wont know for another 20-30 years.

no worries now.

girls night out could have been an awkward experience.

thank god for brotha bell living at mae's

even if he disappeared before the after party.

someone let my frizz bitch out.

she had spandex under my dress.

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i ate my first frozen grape. it didn't live up the rumors. //